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I CAN’T EVEN
Definition: Means to be “Speechless”.
Me: “I CAN’T EVEN deal. Kyle purposed last night and Susan was explaining her reaction to me… It was priceless because I was rolling on the floor laughing.”
You: “Lies, what happened?”
Me: “Sorry, I CAN’T EVEN, it was just soo funny! You had to be there.”
Definition: A lot / lots of / multiple.
Me: “Did you see James ears at Goodlife gym yesterday?”
You: “No, why?”
Me: “He’s got BARE piercings. Brah has like fifty piercings bro.
What the hell? He looked like he had chrome headphones on… Ha!”
Definition: Super Yes / of course / Hell yeah.
You: “Are both you and Angie going to Paris with us?”
Me: “YASSS boss. Wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
Definition: ‘Swear-to-God’ / You Promise / telling the absolute truth.
Me: “Danny said if we detail his car he will pay us $80 bucks each.”
You: “Lies, say BIBLE.”
Me: “I swear bro, BIBLE! He pulled out the cash.”
Definition: To give someone major attitude.
To expose someone’s flaws while giving major attitude.
You: “Did you see Sue-Anne in the Sears lineup on Friday arguing with that big burly lady?
It was hilarious, she THREW SHADE on the girl.”
Me: “Well lately she’s been a bit cray cray because she came into work on Saturday THROWING SHADE on Sara.”
Definition: Means excited, hyped up, crazy and/or outrageous.
“Dan’s block party on Friday was TURNT UP”
Definition: If we could yell ‘Yes, Extremely Excited in a Text’ message it would be a ‘YEET’.
It’s like a silent person, yelling with excitement.
“Did you see Meaghan’s feet at Wasaga Beach? YEET! Girl needs a pedicure stat.”
“I just won $500.00 with my cash for life lottery ticket. YEET.”
Definition: A group of friends. More than two people. The ‘Clique’ or ‘Crew’.
“The SQUAD is on-point tonight. Black-on-black crimes. Black pants, black socks, black shirt, black tie and black everythin’ yeah heard.”
Definition: Super bad / the ultimate failure / impossible to recover / no way out.
“Miguel kicking that gurl in the head at the Billboard Music Awards last year was an EPIC FAIL, but she loved it.
She was still rockin to da beat after he knocked her out.”
Definition: Acronym – My Reaction When.
“MRW Randy farts.” (Paired with a GIF on Instagram of a cat running into a glass door).
Definition: Acronym – Swear On Our Friendship. (This slang has replaced the old phrase “Say Word”).
Me: “I will buy your ticket to the Jay Z concert this summa’ if you ask Katie to give me her digits.”
Me: “I SOOF!”
You: “Jeah Boss!”
Definition: An extremely crazy person, place or object.
“I don’t know how Kanye dated Amber Rose? That gurl is CRAY CRAY.
Must have been the sex. You know it was on fleek. Eww. Ha!”
Definition: Hilarious / no words can express / incredibly funny.
Usually used with a hashtag #DEAD or as a one-word sentence ending with an exclamation mark.
“I just watched the Justin Bieber Roast. #DEAD!”
Definition: When you finish something that was tiresome or long. Exhausting or emotionally ‘draining’.
Doesn’t necessarily mean negatively exhausting.
Also used to express excitement over something lengthy in a positive way.
“Bonnie I can’t believe I sat and watched Avatar again with you for the 3rd time. Bitch that movie is SO DAMP.”
“Deadmao5 set in Coachella was DAMP yogi. Yeet bruva!”
Definition: A person, who is rude, pissed off, angry and/or gives attitude.
“I love Cam when he’s SALTY. He bitch-snaps and does a twirl, loves it.”
Definition A: “Get out of here” / “Get lost”
Definition B: When you’re about to use your amazing dating skills to get a new girl (or guy).
“I was on the bus with Zack and this cunt was all up in my space. Ugh, SWERVE bitch.”
“Angelina text me and said that Mariah is single now. Umma bout to SWERVE, watch dis.”
Definition: Acronym – Before Anyone Else – Substituted for the word Baby or Babe.
“Oh my BAE is so fine. I woke up this morning with breakfast in bed.”
WHEELING AND DEALING
DIPPING AND DIVING
Definition A: Cheating while in a committed relationship.
Definition B: A personality that’s shady. A fraudulent personality. The act of Lying.
These two phrases are interchangeable and have the same general meaning. Dipping and diving is usually linked to sexual deviation.
“Craig was at the Woodbine racetrack with Stacy. When she went to the bathroom, I blinked my eyes and there he was
WHEELIN’ n DEALIN’.”
“I seen you with that hoe Laura on Wednesday.
See you’re DIPPIN’ n DIVIN’.”
Generally used in public and on public forums where swearing is prohibited and unacceptable.
Considered a polite way of swearing.
“What is that smell Tom? What did you put in the microwave? DAFAQ Tom, shit man! Why are you eating fish at work?”
Definition: Acronym – You Only Live Once.
“Almost froze-to-death today skiing in Whistler. I don’t know how white people do it? Ha! Fuck it. #YOLO.”
Definition: To attend an event. To go somewhere.
You: “After work we’re having a barbeque at mom’s house. Are you gonna REACH?”
Me: “I’m down.”
Definition: Get ready to accomplish something big.
“Iggy Azalea betta LACE UP, calling herself a better rapper than Nicki Minaj. I see this queen bitch about to go ham. Don’t do it Iggy.”
Definition: Really, really!
“This Jerk chicken is HELLA good. Here try some.
Don’t forget the sauce.”
Definition: A person that is weak, or afraid. An event that is boring and/or low attendance.
Me: “Do you think the Jonas Brothers concert is gonna be anything like the Coldplay gig?”
You: “Nah, Bro their SOFT.”
Definition A: An ugly person, place and/or thing.
Definition B: A disaster / a mess / drunk behavior.
“I was looking through Adams Intsta and that Brova is MERKED.”
“Jack’s hotel was MERKED on Monday; Joe said he had to pay $350 in damage fees. LOL”
Definition: Being stylish and/or having an individual (unique) style.
Me: “Jeremy wore a grey vest with his grey shirt yesterday. If he steals my SWAG again, I’m gonna punch him in the face.”
Me: “I’m gonna knock him out. Hashtag bible!”
Definition: Music played while moving / in the club / at a party / music on the go.
Generally refers to music that’s played in a car or while moving.
Often refers to music played while dancing.
“Play that Muthafuckin' TUNESKI.”
Definition: Means gorgeous, beautiful, amazing and/or perfect.
“That sexy new joint from Beyoncé is on FLEEK.”
Definition: Refers to an extremely horny, clingy, desperate and/or sexually passionate person.
Me: “Ohh child, did you see RiRi at Bloke club last night? She was all over the security guard…”
You: “That’s cuz she’s a THIRSTY bitch. Damn, it ain’t easy being single. Love her.”
Me: “Seriously she is soo THIRSTY, Chris just left her yesterday! The THIRST is real.”
Definition: A person who has disappeared.
GHOST: Is generally referenced about a person who’s social media presence suddenly and inexplicably goes quiet (abnormal absence of activity) and has no activity. Often this person is simply busy and is not doing this intentionally.
GHOSTING: Is intentionally deleting all social media – changing all social media handles and changing phone numbers etc… All with the purpose to hide from a person or group of people.
Me: “What happened to Mandy and Sonia? These bitches are GHOSTING.
I tried to call Sonia and she changed her phone number.
I emailed Mandy and I got a failed delivery notification. WTF!”
You: “Well they both went GHOST on Twitter two weeks ago, so I knew they would be GHOSTING soon.”
Me: “They need to relax, their Twitter was lame anyway. Over it!”
Definition: Means “Goodbye Nobody” and/or “Goodbye Loser”.
The name Felicia is substituted instead of the real name of the person who’s being spoken to. This signifies that ‘no one cares’ the person is leaving. When used on a male it’s also a way of calling them ‘chicken’ [scared-to-participate] or a ‘loser’.
FYI: Popularly used on the VINE ™ app.
Me: “Yo, Kyle! Bro, are you gonna have another beer?”
You: “Nah brov, I have to work tomorrow morning… early”.
Me: “Sure, Whatever… BYE FELICIA”.
Definition: Having or had sex with someone who you’re not dating.
Me: “I can’t let Jessica catch me SLAYING Julie. She’s crazy – she’d cut my balls off.”
You: “Bro you SLAYED it on Saturday in a Hotel in Toronto, Jessica is in New York, you’re fine!”
[Used as a word, not a symbol]
Definition: To place extra emphasis on something or someone.
“Slut, can you get outta of my face. Cuz your breath is on fire! HASHTAG, buy a mint. Super HASHTAG, today!”
Definition: Agree to do something / agree to attend an event or go somewhere.
Me: “Mark and Sandy are having a pool party. Shooters all-round’. Are you DOWN?”
You: “Soo DOWN!”
Definition: Yes, it’s good / agree with / the truth.
“Whenever I listen to Depeche Mode I get so happy. STYLL.”
“Amy, those naked pictures of Ben on your tumblr was too much STYLL. He was crying, he was that embarrassed.”
Definition: An ugly, dirty, rude, loud, ghetto and/or obnoxious person.
Girls are usual the reference point of this term.
Males are rarely referred to as rachet.
Often used to describe ugly, dirty hair and over-sexed slutty behavior.
“Kandi was twerking behind the school today. What a RACHET hoe!”
Definition: To leave. Leaving. Goodbye.
“For Pam’s birthday I gotta DIP by 3am, or else moms won’t have a car to get to work.”
Definition: To chill out / to relax.
“Andy just MOSS bro. Janet will be here in less than ten minutes. For reals.”
Definition: The inner circle of friends. Best friends. Main clique or group.
“Bruce is MY MAINS. We die for each other. He’d take a bullet for me, seriously.”
“Ma Likkle YUTE” (my little brother).
Definition: To show off. To boast.
“Sean was in the pool FLEXIN. Holdin’ his breath underwater forever. I was so unimpressed.”
Definition: Dumbass. Idiot and/or Fool.
“This afternoon Craig and Adrian covered their face with chocolate pudding and put icing on their lips and ran through the halls yelling ‘blackface’. It was funny, but honestly they’re a bunch of fucking DERPS! They almost got beat.”
Definition: To fully agree / to agree 100%.
Me: “Do you think Jennifer will sleep with me?”
You: “HUNDID PERCENT. As long as you don’t act like yourself.”
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